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BDG 20-Oct-2006 16:35

I Hate Bdg!
 
Been a bit quiet and harmonious round here for the last 5 minutes so i thought i'd pick on myself.

Anyone else want to **** me off and vent their frustration........go on please

phil_h 20-Oct-2006 16:36

Oh for fecks sake !!!!!!!!!
Shut it you big daft geordie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phil_h 20-Oct-2006 16:37

and breathe ........ ah :)

Lily 20-Oct-2006 16:38

I have said everything i want to say to you today... :p

Please can we have this thread locked as this bloke is a bald northern irritatingly nice bloke and I feel he may cheer members up too much.

jeff st4s 20-Oct-2006 16:39

Okay, we've never met, I don't know you, but just when it comes to the point of delivering the killer blow, I've ran out of steam. :mad: :mad:

Why not help the Surrey DSC keep GAZZI amused on our various threads, please feel free to join in. :) :)

It all started on the "they use dishwasher post", come join us, you won't regret it. :)

Ozz 20-Oct-2006 16:40

And hes tall :frog:

TP 20-Oct-2006 16:40

I really detest large gents who dare to grace the front page of our beloved club magazine in the sahara on black multi's

How dare they!

JPM 20-Oct-2006 16:49

.....I hate him..... :lol:

BDG 20-Oct-2006 16:49

Yer all a bunch of t055ers, feck off and thats after i've moderated myself

Redruth 20-Oct-2006 16:51

Shaun, I'm quite sure these amateur attempts at abuse are not a patch on what you're used to. I can't think of anything nasty to say off the top of my head but will do my best to come up with something that will be worthy of you. Will probably PM it to you but only if you promise not to complain to the MT ;) There is no rule against solicited abuse, as far as I'm aware.

Gaz 748 20-Oct-2006 16:52

Thanks BDG for trying :D

Gaz 748 ( Gazzi )

Why me :confused: :lol:

BDG 20-Oct-2006 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redruth
There is no rule against solicited abuse, as far as I'm aware.


Is that in the new or the old constitution?:confused:

Redruth 20-Oct-2006 16:58

Don't start, Big Daft Git

You never sent that hunky messanger for the tea I made, after you proposed me for Char Lady so in fact I shouldn't be speaking to you at all.

MARTIN H 20-Oct-2006 16:58

Shaun you are a ****ing **** ****

Loz 20-Oct-2006 16:58

Who the Hell is BDG? Is he even a biker?

Bloody fair weather bikers ...

Ray 20-Oct-2006 16:59

Belt Driven G series,

Get back out to that underpowered ancient crock you reckon is Ducati's finest R with yer black and decker to wind the Odo on...............it's the only way you're gonna end the year with more miles on than me big man,:frog:

BTW luverly scene out me office window, the autumn sun lighting up the golden leaves on the trees, finches flitting from branch to branch on the hawthorn,...............

Think I've lost the plot?...................you bet:D

r

BDG 20-Oct-2006 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redruth
Don't start, Big Daft Git

You never sent that hunky messanger for the tea I made, after you proposed me for Char Lady so in fact I shouldn't be speaking to you at all.


Sorry i wasn't sure if you wanted 1 hunk or 2 with your tea:lol:

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:00

Free grinding service for anyone with axes.


And purveyor of the finest knives for back stabbing


My speciality "plots lost" discounts for regular customers.

Lily 20-Oct-2006 17:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loz
Who the Hell is BDG? Is he even a biker?

Bloody fair weather bikers ...


yeah I had heard he never even rides a bike....

I reckon he drinks






































SHANDY ;)

Jools 20-Oct-2006 17:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozz
And hes tall :frog:


Yeah, I hate tall people cos I think they got the legs I should've been given...Now if he'd got hair as well then I could REALLY hate him

Mark 20-Oct-2006 17:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jools
Yeah, I hate tall people cos I think they got the legs I should've been given...Now if he'd got hair as well then I could REALLY hate him


You do have a point, you pint sized gnome!

nelly 20-Oct-2006 17:08

Imminent flaming ....................................









I reckon you're ok big fella ;) :lol:

Ray 20-Oct-2006 17:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDG
Free grinding service for anyone with axes.


Do you do knee sliders?

It's flipping dangerous riding along scraping 'em on the pit wall, peeps get well hacked off when ya turn round and come back the other way as well to do the other side:eek:

TIA,

.

Iconic944ss 20-Oct-2006 17:16

Yeah....go on ya Monkey Hanger ya....

Oh NO - that's me !!!

Right - I'm locking every single thread on site bar this one :)

nite nite all - Frank

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:18

Bloody typical MT and webteam sticking their oar in now together, i feel persecuted, the whole worlds against me.

Gizmo 20-Oct-2006 17:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic944ss
Yeah....go on ya Monkey Hanger ya....



ooh, no need for that kind of abuse Frank, he's tried hard to forget about his ancestry even resorting to pretending to be a geordie :D

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray
Belt Driven G series,

Get back out to that underpowered ancient crock you reckon is Ducati's finest R with yer black and decker to wind the Odo on...............it's the only way you're gonna end the year with more miles on than me big man,:frog:


r


How do you think i got the miles on the first place Mr Smarty Pants from Yorkshire, took me ages with the hand drill:(

Anyway whats on yours now Ray?

Not that i'd believe the answer coz being from Yorkshire you'd be too tight to spend anything on petrol.

Redruth 20-Oct-2006 17:22

You live up to your board name in spectacular fashion, Shaun. The whole world is not against you, but then you haven't met them all yet. Give it time.

Loz 20-Oct-2006 17:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDG
Bloody typical MT and webteam sticking their oar in now together, i feel persecuted, the whole worlds against me.


The whole world wouldn't be against you if you didn't travel over half of it, depleting their beer supplies as you go.

The Sahara, FFS! NOTHING BUT FAIR WEATHER THERE!
I rest my case.

Mark 20-Oct-2006 17:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDG
Bloody typical MT and webteam sticking their oar in now together, i feel persecuted, the whole worlds against me.


Sod off, and go and sit in the naughty corner you ape.

Loz 20-Oct-2006 17:25

I rate this thread a 10.

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by nelly
Imminent flaming ....................................









I reckon you're ok big fella ;) :lol:


creep:frog:

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loz
I rate this thread a 10.


and who do you think is bothered what you think ya knob

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo
ooh, no need for that kind of abuse Frank, he's tried hard to forget about his ancestry even resorting to pretending to be a geordie :D


BDM.... who would have known what a Mackem was anyway

and you can bog off back to your second rate site as well pal

Fordie 20-Oct-2006 17:37

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh what a bit of fresh air this tread has OHHHHHHHHHHHHh to have a nice friendly bit of banter between ourselves . Well done Shaun you big lovely Northern To88er :lol: :lol: 4D

Redruth 20-Oct-2006 17:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flanks
Sod off, and go and sit in the naughty corner you ape.


That's a classic.

Loz makes a good point too.

Shaun, I think you've started something here that is going to run and run. Once the Moroccans get internet access, this could become the biggest thread ever invented.

I shall be keeping the best ones to use as birthday and christmas card messages. Looking forward to some proper abusive stuff appearing on here as people come in from work, open a bottle of wine and get stuck in, or later when they roll back from the pub.

phil_h 20-Oct-2006 17:38

oh no, not another one from sunderland

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily
I have said everything i want to say to you today... :p

Please can we have this thread locked as this bloke is a bald northern irritatingly nice bloke and I feel he may cheer members up too much.



look here, you and Ruth are wimmin so who cares what you think, same goes for Kwikbitch, CK, glad they're not around anymore anyway.

get back to the kitchen and sort Jons tea out now!

BDG 20-Oct-2006 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordie
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh what a bit of fresh air this tread has OHHHHHHHHHHHHh to have a nice friendly bit of banter between ourselves . Well done Shaun you big lovely Northern To88er :lol: :lol: 4D


soft southern poof, you had to run from Lands End to John O'Groats coz you couldn't do it on a motorbike.

nelly 20-Oct-2006 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDG
creep:frog:


:lol:

Just a different opinion big fella ;)


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