Bra sizes
 

I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

:o:o:o

:lol::lol:

:saint:

There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!


:D

...and used to have a work colleague known as Juggernaut Juggs, also from her bra size.......but she had back trouble and left!!:lol::lol:

Boasting again eh Paul?-and I thought that you were going to get them reduced........:lol::lol::lol:

John

au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......

How about Lyme..... :lol: :lol:

Is 'Dang' a good thing or bad thing? :saint:

sorry i cant get to grips (so to speak) with the sizes. can some of the female members post a pictorial guide to help me out.:devil:

aren't they the pillows on your bed mate:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I saw a pair of tits once!

one on a Suzuki and one on a Kwak!:lol::lol::lol:

Back to the real world` - they help me sleep at night:lol::P:lol:

Or Bognor...
:D:P

Or Bere ( a little village in Dorset ):)


( I've a feeling that this could go on and on and on and...........)

or Cyril (for all you footie fans)

Or Laconi!

Voluntary work!
 

During my spare time some evenings and weekends I do voluntary work in Marks and Sparks lingerie dept as a bra fitter. This guide will come in very handy as I normally have to use the manual (hands on) method of sizing!

:borg:

sounds bad,not sure,only one way to find out;):P

Nah...call it Bognor. I went there once and the people looked like the biggest tits I've ever seen.

All along the seafront it seemed to be stuffed full of hugely fat people in string vests and full 'body suit' tattoos. They were all dripping in sovereign rings and chunky gold bits. They had a remarkable ability to dangle a roll up off their bottom lip at the same time as being able to stuff vast quantities of chips into their mouths. The said chips were then displayed to the world in a half chewed state as they ate open mouthed in slack jawed abandon.

And that was just the women....

BTW Bluebell. Dang is good...Dangly is bad ;)

[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Jools]

I told you NO!!!!!!!! :frog:

:( i tried :D;):P:rodent::devil:

She had to tell you twice then Jewell?

I like the chase ;)

:D
hopefully not this weekend tho.;)

LOL!

Keep trying mate ;)

I'm trying to work and all i can think about now is dang :o

MEN! :lol:

Still thinking about it......maybe I'll go out and try and get my hair cut instead. That should help to take my mind of it, hmmmm, actually at Toni and Guy that's not always easy :D

Oh no, I promised meself - No reply -
 

to this thread............
At my age any will do A to H and any in between:D
I thought the common size was BSH anyway
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British Standard Handfull
Ho hum
I'll get me coat:o
Lookin forward to summer and string vests on sizes A to H
rgds
a lecherous mort:saint::saint::saint: not

fingers crossed for sunday :lol:


only jokin kimmy.:P

:( :( :(

soz kim,

next weekend.:(

my back tyre is bold enough,so 300 miles on the m4 wont help it.:(:(:(

Pah - no sense of adventure!

oi any more points for me im banned.and then no visiting at all.

or is that the plan?:(:(:(:(

You couldnt handle it ed ;)

[Edited on 7-3-2004 by BlueBell]

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