Hello all !!!
 

I finally decided to give myself a screen name... I am Mrs dave w and am constantly posting under his name, but decided ( although I am not strictly a bona fide member due to being bike-less ) to be a poster in my own rite ! Hope you don't mind :D

Helen

[Edited on 10-3-2004 by HellsBells]

Hello helen!:D

Oi..... You..... Get orf moi board !!!:lol::lol:

Good morning !
Do you sit together & post ?????
:D:P

Dont think much of your idea of married life Totto :lol::lol::lol:

Welcome Helen, look forward to meeting you.

Hi Helen, bout time you ditched the old man and made a name for yourself:lol::lol:
Hells Bells is that what Dave say's to you when he finds you on the puter again chatting to the lads:lol:. Regards 4D

Fordie..... Wish that was what Dave says..... What he says is unrepeatable ! He already says I spend more time on here than he does !.... You guys are more fun than the peeps on the baby board ( read, bored ) I post on :lol::lol:

welcome.

im the cheeky young one.:D

Yeah...and now and again he doesnt mind a good "clip" round the ear!;)

Welcome Helen! Hope you are not bikeless for too long...Go on...You know you want one!...Go on, go on, go on, go on!
Lisax:D

Wot another gurly!!!!


:lol::lol::lol:

Hells bells have you seen the picture notice board specially the look a like bit!:o:o:o

Welcome Helen ...
 

.. and yes you are a member of DSC - bike or not :P More husband and wife memberships welcomed.

Yeah she did...she started it BOB!
AND now she's seen your pic she'll probably never post again!
Beware of men who's eyebrows meet in the middle Helen!:P:P:P

Lisa.... Wish you'd told me that 11 years ago.... Would have stayed away from Dave then !!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:

A very warm welcome Helen
 

I thought Dave was posting a lot with a "likkle" feminine touch, but was just a likkle shy and retiring to ask him if things had changed!!!!! recently
Glad to have you on board, so to speak
BTW wasnt 'ells bells' the place where the Carry On Camping film woz set
A sad and very old (but not as old as Fordie) mort:D:lol::D:lol:;):P:frog:
From the Grey Ole Farts to New Members
welcome again.
Too many gurlies, not on yer nelly (srri Neil):roll::roll:

With regards to Carry on Camping, I thought the place was called Futtocks End.... or was that one of the silent films the 2 Ronnies did ???? (I know that one of the ones they did, By The Sea was filmed in my home town !! )

welcome hellsbells, i`m the official dsc village idiot, my speciality is playing tunes with my farts.....i`ll see if i can "brew one up" for ya now....here it comes.....brr brr..brr..brrrrrrr...brr...brr..brr...<-------- the theme to the great escape !!!:D

oops, wrong button, srri peeps
 

:o

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:...


does anyone know what the smell is on this post ????:lol::lol:

its not socks thats for certain !! :lol:

Welcome Helen, at least if you need to trade your old man in, you will have lots to choose from on here - old and new and some even pose in the calender - oh er missus !! :o

Mutts

i think 'ells bells' may be the hotel we are staying at in almeria :lol::lol::lol:

or it could be what we say as we try to brake in time at the end of the straight.

Oi.... You wench ......Get off my bike...... And get on with them dishes !!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Edited on 14-3-2004 by dave w]

Well said Dave
 

but I dont say that to my 'ole lady. :(:(
You're a braver man than me Gunga Din, or maybe more pi55ed???????????
rgds
only halfwayway down a bokkle of Sauvignon Blanc
mort:roll::roll:

TTSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBB !

Thats me blowing you a big fat raspberry ! :lol:

You cheeky ole man you !

How about you virtually share the bottle of Sauvignon Blanc with me then ???:lol:

I'll go get my Marigolds then !

Hx

Helen, I\'ll have you know
 

that even KB dont get a sniff at me sauvignon blanc
Its mine, mine, all mine. Srri Babe
However Im the official DSC Laydeez Hand Warmer you know (DSCLHW) so if you ever get cold hands, Im the man.
a very wary and cautious mort, holding tightly onto bokkle
bestest
mort:roll::roll: