Proof that girls are evil
 

As if any was really needed, I now have solid proof that girls are evil.

As we all know, girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And we also know that Time = Money, therefore: Girls = Money x Money = Money(squared)

We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = (root)Evil, therefore Girls = (root)Evil(squared)

By simplifying this last equation, we can therefore conclude that:
Girls = Evil

Erm, Desmondo - you appear to have the wrong wording in there - should read:

MEN!:devil:

C (not a girl - but.... woman!:P:lol: )

I\'m gonna second Desmondo\'s thread
 

At the risk of being totally un-PC....

While being 'dragged' around a lovely shopping centre the other day I saw a shop with two sets of 'funny' cups with slogans printed on them....

One said "Sex....the only job men do quickly"

The other " Women......half the population and twice the brains"

So obviously penned by one of the fairer sex with such accuracy......

Hardly surprising the shelves were still very full of the junk !!!!!!!!!:frog:

Ferocious Frank :lol:

This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

Jesus, I1m staying well out of this one!!!!!:o

:o:lol:

I've got a head ache now

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Woah!!!!!
That told you!!!!!!;):P

Well all I can say is we would be a queer lot without them

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Desmondo

Dont make it so obvious that you aint gettin none mate :D

And I thought my Ducati reliability theory post was controversial! :lol:

Is it that obvious Kel? :o :lol:

Oh Firefly
 

you just shattered my illusions of that nice sweet thing in WHITE sweater and all
Does 4D know, I asks meself, that beneath that sweet innocent exterior there lies a tiger in the makin'
Desmondo, if you need help, and get advice, pleeeeeaase pass it on this way:(
a sad and married for 33 (yes thirty three) years ole man
Kelly great to meet you at the Donny rideout, shame you woz wiff a bloke, (and in 4 weeeeels) and shame Im 55.....................
rgds
mort
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

:saint:

Will be on 2 wheels nxt time, also with the love of my life ;)

Kel

Tee Hee Kel...
Who's that then? Your bike?:lol::P:lol:
Not really....;)
You make a smashing couple!
AND to reiterate an old geezer...It was lovely to meet you the other day!
Lisa x

Why are are the good 1's taken?
Why, I ask...... WHY????

Oh what does it matter, they're all evil anyway!
(Allegedly)

As if we needed proof anyway!! :lol:

Crikey mort.... you got married before I was born!! :lol:

So NB
 

I got all the experience, but now I have it, cant use it anymore
a very sad and sobbin mort
:(:(
bloody heck NB, does that mean you're still a sproggy in training pants????????????

Im taken m8..what can I say......u will cope..it may take time but you will......:P

:lol::lol::lol: 4D. Notice I never said a word

Joke about evil women
 

>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are
>hurt.
>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;
>that's
>interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
>left,
>but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should
>meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
>Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This
>must
>be a sign from God!"
>The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
>completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
>wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
>Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement, opens
>it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
>The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
>back to the man.
>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>The woman replies. "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."
>
>Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!

:lol::lol::lol:
Thants funny
:lol:





:devil:

:lol:;):P:lol:;):P

...The darkside:devil:

how can we all be evil :lol: !!!
just look at the avtar :sing::sing: