Who\'s a clever miss then....????
 

ME...ME...ME...

Just had a go at cleaning the chain off the Mito!...
It is gleaming....
"I thank-you, I thank-you!...There you go Ofsted! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! (even if it's not in the National Curriculum...It blinking should be!)
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

MISS, MISS, shouldnt that be, "chain on the Mito," or, "chain off of the Mito"??

andy
 

just cant tell these teechers can we????????
well done KB, next find the dip stick to measure the oil level:lol::lol::lol:
bestest and lurve u really
mort

Stuff the grammar...I'm not at work now you know!...And it's chain off the mito...It would make a right mess if I tried to clean it ON the Mito wouldn't it?
:P;)

Anyway...You're not Ofsted are you??? (raises eyebrow with suspicion...)

yeah but if Ofsted were to check up on the cleanness of your chain following on from how they test they schools and LEA’s now they would give you so much time and warning, you would be able to give them an almost totally different impression of how your chain was for the previous 3 years!!! Just wait to the unannounced spot checks come in…… :o:o

clean or cleaner?
 

!...And it's chain off the mito...It would make a right mess if I tried to clean it ON the Mito wouldn't it?

No:lol::lol:

anywun else take their chain off to clean it?
doh, i'll get me coat
a KB baiting mort:roll::roll:

Well if the garage were OFsted they'd definately put Paulmort into special Measures for the state of his chain...

AND they'd definately make allowances for the fact that I'm "new" to the biking world...and have only been qualified less than a year!

Hey! I'm a NQB (newly qualified Biker!):D:P;)

Mort, do two smokes have dipsticks???

only in the fuwell tank, rockhopper
 

anyway, lets congratulate KB on her momentous acheivement (did i spel orl that write miss???)
KB, did u take my comments bout yer chain to heart then?
Next job, as opposed to Rush job!
How to put petrol into tank, first take key and find fuel tank cover, then.......
KB baiting sesh just gettin into swing
mort:lol::D:lol::D:lol::D

:lol::lol::lol:
you sure Mort aint SEN? In need of a TA? Have a word with the LEA or DFES, or perhaps BECTA? :)

Only the one riding it in our cuddly little KB's case.....:lol:
Oh, and if we're really being pedantic it is " chain of the Mito " as " chain off the Mito " would refer to said chain once it had been removed from the motorcycle in question. :P
I'll get me coat.....

Eats shoots and leaves
 

:lol::lol::lol:
you sure Mort aint SEN? In need of a TA? Have a word with the LEA or DFES, or perhaps BECTA? :) [/quote]
Actually...It's ok!
I am the SENCo for my school so...I ask everyone to differentiate by outcome for Mort..
Bless him!:P

Dirt??????
Wots that.:o

yes I would get your coat!....I REMOVED THE SAID CHAIN!!!!!
That is why I want congratulating...Pillock!
DOH!:P

Eats shoots and leaves?...PREMATURELY!:D:D:D

Its funny how such a simple thread can go off the rails ......

WELL DONE KB !!!

Just be careful with wheel alignment when it all goes back together.

OK, just to continue the thread in its new form:

:lol: Its always nice to hear of a lady getting down and dirty !!!

Can I nominate Mrs749 and Pheonix68 as a clever little miss's then as they passed their theory tests today, next stop CBT (very soon).
In preperation for this I fitted some R&G crash bungs to the monster today :P:lol:

Darren

PS congrats on a shiney chain Lisa, now you'll have to put it back and get it all oily again :D

[Edited on 21-4-2004 by 748daz]

Ok...Lets run with this one...

I never seem to have a problem with alignment..That's normally a male problem:o;):P

I'm sooooo glad I was specific and said 'Wheel alignment' :devil:

Iconic944ss....:lol::lol::lol:
Specific is good!

Well done Pheonix and Mrs749!
Told you it was a piece of urine to pass!

Oooops!

Have I been a naughty boy, Miss?? :saint:

I love it when she gets all authoritarian with me! ;)

tut, tut Mr Rushjob!
Putting your hand up AGAIN before the objective of the lesson has been met!
It Doesn't do to assume......

I'll see you after class!:P:o

before the objective of the lesson has been met!
 

before the objective of the lesson!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
shirley, oops meant surely its the object of the lesson, isnt objective a werd wot describes objects, shirley its not right in that sentence, isnt the noun where the pronoun shud be and the adjective in the rong place
me wiff 2 o levels (steady on KB, dont get too excited) they were in english and, er ......english, mi teechers didnt' trust me to parse the furst wun, not alone cambridge wiff a capital b.
and Rushjob, chain of the bike, i s'pose is about korrekt, but dont tell KB i said that, will yer?
mort, taking speelin leshuns now:lol::roll::lol::roll::lol::roll::lol::roll:

Erm...a Lesson objective is an educational term Mort...
But as you're special needs...You're not to be expected to know that!:P;)

kwikbitch
"Well done Pheonix and Mrs749!
Told you it was a piece of urine to pass!"

Cheers KB just the rest to go now......:lol: