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Fordie 13-Aug-2009 17:42

The ultimate Oneupmanship
 
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph.. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

Good Day..."

No comment. 4D

andyb 13-Aug-2009 18:10

apparantly they would of got the other tornado too...........but it was way out in front....:lol: ;)

Jools 13-Aug-2009 18:27

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Originally Posted by andyb
apparantly they would of got the other tornado too...........but it was way out in front....:lol: ;)


No problem...just think of a number

andyb 13-Aug-2009 18:35

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Originally Posted by Jools
No problem...just think of a number


four

Fordie 13-Aug-2009 19:29

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Originally Posted by andyb
apparantly they would of got the other tornado too...........but it was way out in front....:lol: ;)



No suprise their then,just hope he's got video in the camera

KeefyB 13-Aug-2009 20:00

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Originally Posted by andyb
four

Incorrect,......try a number between 65 and 80.;) :rolleyes:

Glyn 13-Aug-2009 20:20

oh yeah and tell um they wont get any points if they admit guilt

andyb 13-Aug-2009 20:22

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Originally Posted by Glyn
oh yeah and tell um they wont get any points if they admit guilt


maybe on the planet zog, but points for speeding has been around for a while........how long have you had a licence?

Fordie 13-Aug-2009 21:59

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Originally Posted by andyb
maybe on the planet zog, but points for speeding has been around for a while........how long have you had a licence?



Who said he has a licence, they are only good for scribbling on any way

Jools 13-Aug-2009 23:29

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Originally Posted by andyb
four


Now you're getting confused with the number of hours it takes to answer a 999 call

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/n...for.5544193.jp

andyb 13-Aug-2009 23:36

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Originally Posted by Jools
Now you're getting confused with the number of hours it takes to answer a 999 call

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/n...for.5544193.jp


no no no, 4 is the number of civv....support staff that replaced the one officer....

Fordie 14-Aug-2009 15:39

Well, we know how to cut down on some of the paperwork that some of the chosen few create keeping all those poor civilians in work. Commendable :lol:

Ray 14-Aug-2009 16:12

Some paperwork is not getting the attention it deserves. Their political masters can't throw stones from their glasshouse bought on expenses so we'll not bother then.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6789437.ece

Ray.

Rushjob 14-Aug-2009 19:40

A great story, if only it wasn't an Urban Legend

;)

Fordie 14-Aug-2009 20:49

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Originally Posted by Rushjob
A great story, if only it wasn't an Urban Legend

;)



Oh Rushjob you just **** on my fire :lol: I thought you could believe anything you read in the newspapers

Ian 748 14-Aug-2009 23:57

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Originally Posted by Glyn
oh yeah and tell um they wont get any points if they admit guilt

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyb
maybe on the planet zog, but points for speeding has been around for a while........

And so I would think HAD been respect for that individual.

gordonparker 15-Aug-2009 08:45

Good story, brought a smile:lol:

Paul James 15-Aug-2009 10:47

Don't you just hate those manual overides. More automation for Tornado defence systems I say ;) :)

Chef 15-Aug-2009 15:35

Shame the pilot was so on the ball!!


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