filthyish joke...
 

A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop.

The dad says, "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says, "I'll have a
vanilla."

Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What
do you want fat head?"

The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him in the back of the
head and call him fat head?"

The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants:

The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big truck
sitting there (outside) that's my nice truck!!!

The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen
that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's
my big house!!!

The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I had
that until fat head came along!!!"

:o

( mildly s******ing ! )

:o
Well I never..
but seeing as you started it:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed,
Little Bo-Peep was giving him head,
As soon as he came she started to weep,
she knew from the taste he'd been f***ing her sheep.

lol @ guest1

both very good, very good indeed