Little Johnny
 

In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Shitt............................................. ..











I gave up smoking!!!!!!!:yawn::burn:

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by sbwells]