When you\'re bored, and no-one\'s looking...
 

....hate to admit it, but I've been sitting at my desk spanking the monkey all afternoon :o

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

it's all in the wrist action!

I probably shouldn't have looked at that - but Nick, I just couldn't believe YOU'd posted something so outrageous, so I had to check it out.

I don't appear to have the wrist action, b.t.w.
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

294m.p.h.!!!

As a tip go for the face - much higher speeds achieved.

:biaggi:

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by fatduke11111]

395 mph

that's pretty impressive... my best spank was 296mph

ES - 'you on drugs, or are you taking a run-up at it?!?!?!

395 excellent score...

Go to Control Panel, maximise the cursor speed of your mouse and then give it a go !

Alternatively use a touch-pad mouse on a laptop...... 404 mph so far.

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by Eamonn]

Hrmmm my touchpad mouse isn't working that well ...

I've tried the little mouse nib thingy in the middle of keyboard as well - useless.

Got up to 323, but think I may have broken something...:lol:

Too much practice......................I just spanked me monkey at 497mph :cool::frog: