ANATOMY OF A BAD HAIR WEEK!
 

Day 1, cr*p day at work

day 2, another cr*p day at work, go shopping, fall over at checkout and land on knees and hand. Cut hand and bruise/sprain knees.

day 3, Go out to car at 6.00 am notice brain dead husband has taken the recycling bins out, put bags on boot, take in recycling bins and drive off. reach swimming baths notice bags missing, go home, sports bag on drive handbag miissing, panic a lot, walk the unlit lanes with torch no bag, cancel all credit/debit cards etc and throw a tantrum.

day4, amazingly someone found the bag but with money phone etc still in it but cards are cancelled.

day 5, still no cards etc running out of money.

day 6 get up, ring brain dead husband who had bravely driven his van to work if the roads are ok husband says yes why not take your just repaired as new 996 sps out and have a coffe with your dad in westerham. get on bike ride to westerham and have coffee with dad and friends. pull away from resteraunt in westerham high street and promptly highside in front of loads of people. get on bike and ride home in first gear.
day 6 pm,whilst brain dead husband duct tapes 2week old fairings together replaces gear lever etc feel battered and bruised. Go to party drink at least 1 bottle of sparkling wine and feel ok
day7, amazingly can still walk but now have one fat and one thin thigh, feel very stupid and self concious about accident husband says I should be proud most men havent got the bottle to open the throttle hard enough to highside even on the track(me included)

guess who:frog:

dave

sounds like you're not flavour of the month!

at least it sounds like it'll all be ok in the end and there is no lasting damage to anything

Blimey Annette ... hope you're feeling better soon and that brain dead husband of yours is looking after you!

What he said!

At least you had a nice bottle of wine :D

Annette, hope the legs are a matching pair again soon - well done for getting bike home ok.

Am sure loving Dave will splash out on new fairings for the next season for you :)

Charlotte

Oh, Annette,
 

that's not good news. You and Dave really have been in the wars lately haven't you?

2005 is bound to be better :)

:(:(:(:(

Oh! Dear....Sorry to hear about all that....
Sounds like its all HIS fault anyway:lol: