Road Runner - open telling off for you!
 

Mark - Alan came home yesterday, having been chatting with your wife at his place of work....

He is now going to have to pull his socks up:devil: - I gather you help out with the domestic chores - including the ironing!!!!!!

He is going to start on the new regime tonight, by ironing a top for me to wear out for dinner tonight:lol:

C

Bad show, ironing!

Loading washing machine, acceptable.

Loading the dishwasher, moderatly okay

Emptying said dishwasher, what kids are for

Hoovering, this is okay, as long as this is a 80 - 20% percent split, bias to males.

Dusting, you're pushing it now!

Washing and Hoovering car, this is okay, ensures you don't have to do much of the above.

Cleaning Bathroom, en-suite and WC. This is okay if you're removing last nights curry from the pan or bad aim. It is a must to leave shaving clippings, toothpaste stains and boxer shorts laying about.

what's this world coming to... we'll have to start buying 'em flowers next!

Indeed NB, I mean, what ever next, chocolates i expect!

I went into the kitchen once by mistake, came over all dizzy so I beat a hasty retreat!!;)

both please today:D

its our wedding anniversary - we seem to have survived a whole 3 years so far!:cool:

C

Well HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to you both.

John

Happy anniversary and happy christmas to you both..........does that mean double pressies??:D

double pressies?

well, I got a lovely gold necklace & bracelet today (and a fluffy 'ickle teddy bear too)
He got the free view box he wanted.

As to chrimbo - just a little pressie each as we did our 'to us from us' xmas pressie 2 w/ends ago - a DVD surround sound system. Blooming great - but flipping noisy when you want it to be!!!:o

C:)

Indeed, a very happy anniversary let alone crimbo and a very very drunken new year, and 1 hell of a head ache on the 1st January!