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BDG 26-Jan-2005 17:39

Best comeback line ever
 
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed by a female broadcaster on radio and this is an extract from the interview.

The General was sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop he had brought onto the base.

REPORTER
So what are you going to teach these young boys while they are visting your base?

GENERAL
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing and shooting.

REPORTER
Shooting! Thats a bit irresponsible isn't it?

GENERAL
Not at all, they'll be properly supervised on the firing range.

REPORTER
Don't you admit this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL
No, we are very safety conscious and will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they ever touch a firearm.

REPORTER
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

yeti 26-Jan-2005 17:44

'kin classic that, what a beaut! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Redruth 27-Jan-2005 10:57

Fantastic! Trained in the art of defence, that chap :lol::lol:

Mad Dog Bianchi 27-Jan-2005 11:02

Jarheads aren't called that for nothing. Great come back!

Felix 27-Jan-2005 11:04

'kin ace! It would have made a great television interview as well, I am sure. :lol:

Mad Dog Bianchi 27-Jan-2005 11:18

He would have been stonefaced through it all! Just a matter of course..:devil:

weeian 27-Jan-2005 13:28

LOL thats a Cracker !

adam 27-Jan-2005 20:21

nice to see a smart a**e reporter stumped for something to say.

kwikbitch 27-Jan-2005 20:36

Very funny....!

Road Runner 27-Jan-2005 20:42

Nice One:lol:


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