Whose smarter, men or women?
 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's Nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet, be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil. Don't mess with them. :lol:

:D

So, ...who's fault was it ?


Women, I can't understand them at all.
It's like they're...well they're like.......
erm,..it's like they're a different sex!

If women were female men, perhaps then I could understand them.

whats the definition for a 'female man' then?

just want to check which bits you want female and which bits you want male ;) :P

Gentlemen of the board,
need I say more?
From a single throw away comment I can see an argument developing.
Any advice on how I should respond to Lily's question, or is it one of them "damned if I do, damned if I don't" type questions.

Ok Ok OK, it's my fault, I take full blame, I'm sorry.