I\'ve been studying language.
 

See what level I attained.........

http://www.barnsleylife.com/tonythepitpony.htm

Aye lad, that's brought back some memories......

My first house was in Barnsley :sing:

I'm sorry to hear that, what had you done wrong??:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That worked so much better on my brother in law's computer than it would have on mine (on account or mine doesn't have sound).

Barnsley, that`l be north of Watford then!

As I`ve never spoken to anyone so far north, do you have colour tv up there and have the councils put holes in the lavatory seats yet????????? ;)

What's a lavatory?? Do you mean 'bog'?

No silly boy, a bog is wot yew get your feet stuck in!

I thought it was a dyslexic's pet.

My mate died of dyslexia, he choked on his own Vimto.........