Well it\'s Friday so time for rude one....
 

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for*months. Nurses were in her room giving her a*blanket bath. One of them was washing her private*area and noticed that there was a slight response*on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,*recognisable movement.They went to her husband and explained what*happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds,*maybe a little oral s%x will do the trick and*bring her out of the coma."

The husband was*sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the*curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed*and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat*lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run*back into the room. "What happened!!!!?" they*cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she*choked".

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oh damn just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard .

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