Quote of the day
 

Sorry, but I just have to share this...

"God created orgasms so that women could moan even when they are happy!"

he he...so true :lol:

LOL. And please forgive the following:

And the DSC created DesmoDue, so....:lol:

Anyone watching the WSB will recognise these from Charlie Cox and Steve Parrish:
on Rossi's bike (I think) jumping about: "He's like a frog in a sock"
on Rossi crossing the tarmac slippy bit:"It's like a dog on lino"

There were others but I was laughing too much to remember them.

My favourite at the moment.............
Last Monday, after a lot of Stella the night before, my mate walks into the unit looking as rough as i felt............

"there's a donkey in me head playing a bleedin' banjo........":(