Nobody ever calls me...
 

but if someone did....and if I was on my bike....and I had one of these....I'd be able to answer.

http://www.cardowireless.com/scala_rider/

but I'll probably just ignore it anyway as I like that buzzing sensation on my inner thigh.

It's the return of the chicken!

Do you like vibrations?

Return? I've never been away! While you lot were having fun in Cadwell, I was stuck behind 3 computer screens waiting for someone to post the bluddy results up!

Do I like vibrations? I've got a 900SS, a 600SS and a DT125 - what do you think?