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Mark 06-May-2005 09:48

The Wife the Sheep and the Pig
 
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm ...
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says ...
"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
The wife replies ...
"I think you'll find, that is a sheep"
The man replies ...
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

Rob B 06-May-2005 10:30

PMSL

dave w 06-May-2005 10:57

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Rob B 06-May-2005 11:05

Any of you Dorset Types going to MotoRapido tomorrow AM?

Rgds, Rob

Mark 06-May-2005 11:22

Yep, I will be there, in the tin box, ZZR is playing me up, and as for the 748... Don't go there! What time you getting there for Rob?

TP 06-May-2005 11:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Flanks
Yep, I will be there, in the tin box, ZZR is playing me up, and as for the 748... Don't go there! What time you getting there for Rob?

Do you own a Ducati? :o

Who knew? All this time ...

:frog:

Mark 06-May-2005 11:31

:lol: **** off!

TP 06-May-2005 11:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Flanks
:lol: <B>****</B> off!

:D :lol: :o

:ninja:

Mark 06-May-2005 11:37

look you aussie t**t, back off or i'll be forced to moderate you!

Biatch!

:frog:

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

TP 06-May-2005 11:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Flanks
look you aussie t**t, back off or i'll be forced to moderate you!

Biatch!

:frog:

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

I'm a fairy, look at my wonderful wings!

:P

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]


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