Office Dares
 

Hello

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and
grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,
"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barrelled
fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that,
I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number
two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in
"the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness,
I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch
for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants
and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each
biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
20) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
21) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

:burn:

regards

TopiToo

Apparently someone was escorted off site here by the police after an office dare which involved "self pleasuring" under his desk :o

Hello

sorry maybe post was not a good idea sorry if I have offended anybody, no malice intented.

An internal mail sent at work, which I thought some parts made me laugh.
different matter if you actually take part in any.

Point taken JPM.

we live and learn as they say.

regards

TopiToo

:lol:

I thought it was funny!

Keep em coming Steve :D

It wasn't meant to come across as a point etc, or indeed any offense taken, I was merely saying what I had seen happen here, bloody idiots.... anyway carry on! :D

You were watching? No wonder you're called FREAK!!!

:lol:

Hello

TP

I like this one

"Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers."

In my office which is open plan, when the boss is in everybody takes on a different persona, more reserved I guess which is only normay.

regards

TopiToo

Unfortunately it loses its effect on the conference calls while I'm working from home.

Maybe when were video conferencing on 3G phones it will come into it's own :lol:

I did spend a whole day in the office dressed up with a big affro wig and a brown suit with big collars walking around saying things like "You dig it?" for a dare. I had to button the shirt up at the request of one of the staff though :(

We have that same list at work steve.

Altho I think someone doesn't want me to get that extra point... they've moved the photocopier right next to my desk!
Many people have had their chairs eaten by Mr Elevator tho!