Any qualified accountants on here..........?
 

Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said,"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second accountancy student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want'."

The second accountant nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

:rolleye::rolleye::rolleye::burn::burn::burn::burn :

Yes I am and probably would have chosen the bike too (depending on make of course)!:lol:

What size clothes?

Was the bike a Canondale or one of those cheap Halfords things?

*sob*

leave us alone

Which campus and at what time? I could do with a new bike!:lol: