Winner of Bad Writing Contest
 

A Microsoft analyst has won an annual contest celebrating bad writing by comparing fixing carburettors to fondling a woman's breasts.

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburettors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual," went Dan McKay's winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

From - http://smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales...143997021.html

Just beautiful. It brought me to tears.

I could describe looking at the shape of the 748/9** bikes from behind as the sensous curve of the hips, the slim waist, the curves of.......as comparable to the female form.

Oh Doh, made an ar$e of myself in public again, wheres my coat......................................bye

Bulwer-Lytton! Hilarious stuff! Another gem, from a long ago contest:

"... flickk that Bic - crisp that chick - and you'll feel my steel through your last meal!"

:lol:

Sorry, tired.