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jobr 01-Aug-2005 18:59

Joke!
 
This ones been doing the rounds of every Met Police station today.
You either love it or hate it but Im sure one or two of you will be having a bop at me later for posting it.

A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"Black, please"

"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man. "What has

religion got to do with it? he asks.

"Well," explained the assistant,

"The Muslim one blows itself up..."

everton 01-Aug-2005 19:15

Quote:

Originally posted by jobr
Im sure one or two of you will be having a bop at me later for posting it.


I'll start the ball rolling then ... You'll go straight to hel for that one

:lol:

adam 02-Aug-2005 12:07

:o

Mark 02-Aug-2005 12:40

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

YMFB 02-Aug-2005 13:13

be interested to see what the moderators think of this after last weeks drumming of Dibbles postings:D:D:D


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