Biker Corruption Test
 

Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
Ever been drunk? 2 points
Ever play drinking games? 2 points
Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points
Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried
Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points
Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points
Ever sell drugs? 8 points
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
Ever used barbiturates? 8 points
Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points
Ever used narcotics? 10 points
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points
Ever been on a date? 2 points
Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points
bonus: on 1st date? 2 points
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points
Ever paid for sex? 8 points
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
points
Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points
Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points
Ever contract an STD? 12 points
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points
Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
points
Ever used sex toys? 6 points
Ever pass out during sex? 5 points
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points
Ever **********d while talking on the phone? 3 points
Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points
Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points
Ever been arrested? 8 points
bonus: If convicted - 7 points

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.

147 by the way........

156

151... and I was looking forward to hell.

...must try harder (like so many other things)

;)

25 points,guess which two questions........45 and 47

:saint:

same category for me too!:o:o

C:alien::devil:

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt - thats me. I feel that I missed out by having morals about drugs and not having a relative that I would want sex with anyway (unless you count the wife)

still only 116 if you count the wife !

ooooppps. Not going to admit my score but it is towards the top end of .....

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?


And I thought I'd lived a sheltered life.

I feel sorry for your pets :lol: