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AK 05-Sep-2005 13:16

Charlottes health & fitness facts
 
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets and remember,

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"


:smug:

Brent 05-Sep-2005 13:27

Q: What sort of balanced diet should I follow?

A: A pint in either hand....

:pig::pig:

clockwork orange 05-Sep-2005 14:36

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food and I eat it.......:devil:

guest1 05-Sep-2005 14:51

I'm on two diets...ones just never enough.

Jools 05-Sep-2005 15:48

Apparently, Dseered is on some kind of dye it too!

psychlist 05-Sep-2005 22:03

Get into shape!?!

I AM in shape!!

ROUND is a very good shape!


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