HELP!!!!!
 

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

I'm as itchy as all buggery under my cast today and I'm bored ****less! And it's loose because the swelling has gone down ...

And there's bugger all on tv ... and the DSC is a bit slow because people are out riding ...

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

:(

Get the old knitting needle out, crack open a tinny and shove some porn on!

:frog:

I concur.... although I don't have a cast on - and being a real man, mine came off after 2 days :P

Still bored as hell though.

I've even built a website today!

Dum de dum de dum, I know... How about a game of rugger? TP can ref it from the sideline :lol:

... or switch on Eurosport - MotoGP practice starts in 7 minutes ....

Seen it :(

I even watched that A1 GP qualifying earlier :barfy:

At least there is some good racing on at 04.15 is it? :D

I must get a life :lol:

I've already watched it twice today .... :( It's been on Eurosport2.

ScottyB I don't think the missus and billy lids would aprpeciate the porn but I admire your sentiment.

I think we'll just a get a curry and start drinking ...

I had a look at the monster with bits of gravel all over it in the garage this morning, drooled over the 998R next to it that I'm not going to get to ride for a few months .... I'm going insane here !!!!!

I need mental stimulation!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it's time for a game or two of stickcricket - although my eye's are square and the screen is blurry. Where are my glasses ....

Ship the trouble and strife off to the bingo, send the kids to bed early for breathing the wrong way or something/anything and kick back and get bladdered.

:D

...full of beer I would hope!!! ;)

Ooooooooo-er
 

... well I haven't seen it 'cos I've been out all day in the sun riding my bike :P Get well soon you bunch of miserable bugg*rs and that includes you Mr B :lol: