england today
 

A Somalian arrives in Leicester as a new immigrant to
the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the
street and says,
"Thank you Mr.Englishman for letting me in this
country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a
Pakistani".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here
in Britain!"
The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you
for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from
Iran, am not British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,
"Are you a British citizen?" > She says, "No, I am
from Romania!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the
British?"
The Rumanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and
says...
"Probably at work."

PMSL:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

porry

If you look out of your window you will probably see several police marksmen ( dressed like s.s. er i mean s.a.s. soldiers ) and twenty other policemen, a dozen patrol cars and that noise you can hear is a police helicopter.

Nice knowing you:lol:

so thats what all the comotion is outside, i thought it was because of some cleric bloke i saw today at the bottom of the street, dressed in a sheet and shouting on about how we all deserve to be blown to bits.....no wait a mo, i know him, he drives a range rover and lives with his 20 kids in a whacking great house on the nice side of town.......