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This conversation actually took place at a local bike meet today

Guy at meet " What did you trade in for the CB1300"
Me " A Ducati Multistrada"
G.A.M " Did you buy the Ducati locally?"
Me " Yes in Ashford"
G.A.M " Did you get it from Power House M/Cs?"
Me " No Ducati Ashford"
G.A.M " Oh do they do Ducatis?"

:lol::lol::lol:
Aah numpties,...dontcha love 'em??!!
Here's another;
Shop customer,"Have you got a chain and sprocket to fit my bike?"
Spare's guy,"Certainly sir,what bike is it?"
Customer,"Its a Yamaha."
Spare's guy,"What year and model?"
Customer,"Dunno,but its the blue one outside!"