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Paul996 28-Oct-2005 15:49

Friday chuckle
 
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."


The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150."


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

:lol::lol::lol:

Monty 28-Oct-2005 16:05

I wouldn't take the chance either............:lol::lol::lol:

John

neilkeogh 28-Oct-2005 16:06

Paul,

made me chuckle, carefeul though bud, halloween's on it's way

:D


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