man goes to the zoo.....
 

Man goes to the zoo
there was only a dog there---it was a shitzu.:bouncy::roll::sing::bouncy::roll::sing::lo l::lol::lol:

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Young lad runs home from school:
son: "Dad, dad, dad,"
Dad: "What is it son?"
Son: "I've got a part in the school play"
Dad: "Great, what part is it?"
Son: " It's the part of an old man who's been married for 35 years"
Dad: "Oh that's good son, perhaps next year you'll get a speaking part"