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Bunker play

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
An Eva Braun - Picked up in the bunker

Ball striking

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Russell Grant - a fat iron
A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise not bad at all
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

Putting

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

An Everton - going down no problem :lol::lol:

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We'll be passing you on the way back up

I agree. Back up from the Championship next season. :lol::lol: