A wee joke fera Tuesday
 

Sean Connery is being interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and is bragging that, despite his 72 years of age, he can still have 'shex' three times a night. Scots singing sensation Lulu, who is also a guest on the show looks on, intrigued.

After the show, Lulu says, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein' too forward, Ah'd love tae hae sax wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So they go back to her place and have great sex.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex later... but while I'm shleepin', can you hold my baws in your left hand and my willie in your right hand."

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and true to his word, they have even better sex than the first time. Then Sean says, "That was truly wonderful darling, but if you let me shleep for an hour thish time, we can have the
besht shex yet. But again, you must hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand." Lulu complies and the results are mind blowing once more.

Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are duly lit, Lulu enquires, "Sean, tell me.. dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while yr sleepin?" Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian, she shtole ma wallet."

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