Wonderfull Xmas qoutes from Matthew, age 3
 

Last Sunday Matthew, my son who will be 4 in January goes to church for the carol service and nativity.

He has been told that this is Gods house. In front of a packed church he pipes up at the top of his voice. "I don't think this is Gods house, because he's not in and he'd be here to meet us"

Next piece of childs logic was when looking at the nativity was "Thats not baby Jesus, because Jesus is dead"

Then tonight i'm putting out the mince pies, a carrot and some drinks for Santa and Rudolph. He chirps up. "Dad, i don't think Santa and Rudolph deliver the presents!"

"Why's that son" i reply, a little shocked.

He answers "Because reindeer can't fly, they don't have wings"

Kids logic, its great. They're such a laugh.

I can't wait to see their faces in the morning.

Happy Christmas everyone.

Just finished building a play house on the back garden ......... by torch light!!

No bits left, thats a bonus!!

The wife has just finished wrapping the kids toys!

4 hours hopefully till they wake up!!

Yorkie.

my daughter is four and this year i made templates of a pair of boots and sprinkled talc over them to make it as though santa had walked snow all over the front room, her face was a picture, she was a little miffed that rudolph left a little of his carrott, though she could see where he had nibbled it. what a great day this is when children are involved, cant wait when our 6 month old is at the stage when santa is on her mind.
Have a great day.

What a fantastic idea;)

When we moved to our new house our 6 year old went to play with the kid next door.

When he walked in he said 'cor, its messy in here, and it smells. Do you want me to help you tidy up?'

How to endear yourself to the neighbours.