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An older grey haired man walks into a jewellers store late one friday afternoon with a beautiful young girl at his side. he told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked thru his stock and brought a £5000 ring and showed it to him. The old man replied "I don't think you understand, i want something really special"

At that statement the jeweller looked in his special stock and produced an absolutely stunning ring for £40,000.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this response the old man said "We'll take it"

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so i'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and i'll collect the ring on Monday" he said.

Monday morning, a very upset jeweller phoned the old man to say "There's no money in that account"

"I know said the old man,........but you can imagine what a weekend i had?"