Thursday Joke
 

While "flying" down the road (15mph over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with the usual patronising smile and smirk asked "What's your hurry?"

The woman replies " I'm late for work oficer"

"Oh yeah" says the cop "What do you do ?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher" she responded

The cop stammered " A what? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do? "

"Well" she said " I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch until it's 6 feet wide"

" And what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge"

Traffic ticket 95 pounds
Court costs 45 pounds
The look on the cop's face.......PRICELESS