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chris.p 13-Jan-2006 08:03

Friday Funny
 
This is so wrong!!



Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other
side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the
strength to cross the river''.


"Poof''! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was
able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned
twice.


After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please
give me strength and the tools to cross the river''.


"Poof''! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.


Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed, ''God, please give me the strength, the tools and
the intelligence to cross the river."


" Poof''! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the
bridge.



Chris:burn:

dickieducati 13-Jan-2006 09:18

yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

marlon carr 13-Jan-2006 10:41

Ha i think That sounds more like it

AK 13-Jan-2006 11:29

Quote:

Originally posted by dickieducati
yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

you've obviously not had the right women Dickie:smug:

C:saint:

TonyH 13-Jan-2006 11:41

Quote:

Originally posted by dickieducati
yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

Thats better than the original joke:lol:

JPM 13-Jan-2006 11:42

You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night :lol:

AK 13-Jan-2006 11:54

Quote:

Originally posted by JPM
You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night :lol:


:o

ooohh! - you've been doing a seating plan??
are we to have nice name cards too?:P:P
oh, and a pressie to take home:lol:

JPM 13-Jan-2006 11:56

Quote:

Originally posted by AK and CK
Quote:

Originally posted by JPM
You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night :lol:


:o

ooohh! - you've been doing a seating plan??
are we to have nice name cards too?:P:P
oh, and a pressie to take home:lol:

Seating plan PMSL :lol::lol::lol:

Name cards, well I did start to think about this and maybe some awards, I was also hoping the memories of a funny night would suffice as something to take home....

AK 13-Jan-2006 11:58

Name cards would be good - cos by the time I've had a bevvy, I'll forget who is who:lol:

Lily 13-Jan-2006 12:01

hmmm, i can see an activity for this evening coming my way :lol:


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