The whole Canada - Scottch thing
 

OK so some of you may be thinking what's the banner about, and some have already asked, to be honest no one really knows, not yet anyway.

It all stems from the winter warmer when Scottch's lovely wife began to tell a story about wee Scott but he jumped in and stopped her going any further, he was clearly embarrassed by this as he went bright red, so since then we have asked what was the story...

So by clicking the banner below you can see what's going on, and I'll buy the person who finds out the truth a beer, hopefully that's an incentive :D

He tried to **** a moose but got knocked back!!!!:P

The current theory is the Moose reemed him :o:o

Down south it's been said it involved a moose and a beaver:barfy:

I thought it was to do with a mountie:o

C:)

A Mountie, moose and a beaver all at the same time........these Chinese whispers are dangerous if not nipped in the bud :eureka:

I heard it would have been a Mountie a moose and beaver at the same time, but he couldn't get it up...........

Something about Bud induced erectile disfunction:smug: