Sunday Joke
 

An old woman is in the lift at a very expensive Park Lane hotel. A young and beautiful woman gets into the lift and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets in the lift and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!"

About six floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get out of the lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Sprouts, 49 pence a pound"