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NBs996 07-Feb-2006 16:08

Would you re-marry?
 
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "****."

Mark 07-Feb-2006 16:19

:lol: I like that!

weeian 07-Feb-2006 16:28

HAHAHAAHHA, brilliant !!

/ian

BDG 07-Feb-2006 17:36

Hiliarious:lol::lol:

Just hope she wasn't called Mrs Bobbit:o

YMFB 07-Feb-2006 18:54

excellent

ericthered40 07-Feb-2006 21:04

:saint:

kwikbitch 07-Feb-2006 23:22

Mmmmm....:devil:

Redruth 07-Feb-2006 23:25

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

How to dig a hole for yourself - and then just throw yourself right in it - brilliant :lol:


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