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everton 09-Feb-2006 15:21

It could happen ....
 
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.



A voice came from the cubicle next to me:



"Hello mate, how are you going?"



I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."



After a short pause, I heard the voice again



"So, what are you up to mate?"



Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.



Unsure what to say, I replied



"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"



I then heard the voice for the third time.....



"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some `********` in the loo next to me answering everything I say."


:o:o

psychlist 09-Feb-2006 16:12

So that was YOU distracting me from my phone call :o

KeefyB 09-Feb-2006 18:33

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Quality!

Teddy1 09-Feb-2006 21:53

Made me chuckle:lol::lol:

Excellent.

DC 10-Feb-2006 00:26

:lol:
Nice.;)

Carbon749 10-Feb-2006 00:35

Very good .... :lol:

But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it :puzzled:

uncle porry 10-Feb-2006 07:47

:lol:

Mad Dog Bianchi 10-Feb-2006 08:30

bloody good fun!:burn:

webbyc 10-Feb-2006 11:14

Nice one :lol::lol:

FiscusFish 10-Feb-2006 11:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Carbon749


But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it :puzzled:

S'lovely....

You touch the bog door handle/seat/door etc. Then you touch your phone. Then you put it next to your ear and .... your mouth.....

Mmmmm tasty.......


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