World cup squads
 

World cup squads



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio,Libero,Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango,
Cheerio, Subbuteo,Scenario, Fellatio,Portfolio,
SUBS Placebo,Porno,Polio,Banjo,Brasso,Stereo (L)
Stereo (r)Hydrochlorofluoro,Aristotle,Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch,Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch,
Hic, Sic, Spic , Pric,Digaditch, Fallinaditch,Horseraditch,
SUBS:Mowapitch,Letsgetrich,Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov,Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov,
Slalomsky, Downhillsky,Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev,
****ov, Taykitov,
SUBS:Rubitov,Gechakitov,Sodov,
Pastryshev,Najinsky,Ivorripabollockov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou,Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou,Busqueue, Snookercu,
Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou,I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi,
SUBS:U,NonU,ManU,Stuffyiou,Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen,Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen,Firstsson, Seccondsson,
Thirdsson,Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen,Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen,
SUBS:Howmanygoalsisthatssen,Finallygaveupcountinss en,
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen,Yourelatedtoalexfergu sonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni,Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli,
Wotsontelli, Yrarseissmelli, Onetoomani,Legslikejelli, Havabenni,
Wobblijelli , Spendapenni,
SUBS:Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco,Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly,Manuel Gearbox,
Don Criformi-Argentina, Skrewdigalz, Luis Canon Sombrero,Chihuahua, Jose,
SUBS:Jesus Maria Don Key,Burrito,Speedy Gonzalez,Tequila,Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire,Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard Van Erealdizeez,
Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors,Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe,
SUBS:Van Iller,Van Ishincreme,Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

They've probably all got a better chance than the England squad!!!! :lol:

That did cheer me up today - my personal favourites:

Horseraditch, Yourrelatedtoalexfergusonssen & Manuel Gearbox.

Excellent:D