URGENT - Red Leader\'s Brother Goes Missing
 

Your urgent help is needed. Red Leader's (Kev) brother has gone missing and needs to be found. He was last seen hanging around the room next to the cafe at Newlands Corner, but following the building works there he has gone missing. Kev is obviously concerned because this is totally out of character for his brother who normally spends a lot of time up at Newlands, feeling that he was part of the place. Obviously with the recent building works there we don't want to fear the worse, but, if he doesn't turn up soon then... If you've seen Kev's brother then please let him know by u2u. Thanks for your anticipated help.

blimey, you can't miss him, he's about 6'7 and is unbelievably thinner than Red-Leader, which takes some doing, I just hope the wind didn't get him, still unlike friendly R-L he was a tad "stuck up and stiff" in his ways .... hope he turns up mate ..... :o

he was so stuck up & stiff in his manner, that he came over as a bit of a dummy really............

You may all think this is funny.
Its NOT BIG and its NOT CLEVER to make fun at ones family.
My brother and I have spent many happy hours ''Hanging Around'' Newlands.
Watching silly big bellied bikers stuff thier faces with bacon butties and cups of coffee.
Not tough enough to talk to him about his thin wooden complexion to his thin good looking face, you wait until he goes walkabout before taking the sawdust from this poor unfortunate plank.
Is this what the DSC has come to !
Shame on you.
My brother and I expect a full apology the next time we meet, OR
Ill settle for a chocolate and brov will Cuprinol !!
Yous guys
K

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me, confused?, never

Sounds a bit too much like a wooden performance to me :P

Plank.

but surely one woodentop in the family is more than enough ;)

I think I saw Kev's brother ... but a bit of wood filler and he was good as new!

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