The travails of Patricia Hewitt, Charles Clarke, John Prescott & Tony Blair
 

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown, Charles Clark, Patricia Hewitt and Jack Straw.

They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

:lol::lol::lol:

I've got a a full 20 liter jerrycan that I would donate to that cause.............:devil:

John

You can have the company fuel cards for all my vans:devil: