Biscuitandpotato says "Hello"
 

thought i'd pop in and open the virtual bar here and get yous all a drink, I know some o' yous from Ducati Oooop North and met some o' yous at RTL, Hello. Anyways i'm from Dewsbury nr Leeds and ride a black 996, bars open so what'll it be? (couldn't find a newbie section here like we have at DuN so i hope this is the right place to introduce meself!)

Hi;)
pint of stella please

hi, pint of coke no ice please

Hi Glyn, 1 stella comin roight up!

pint o coke it is, no additives?

Welcome.
I overdid the Red Stripe a bit this weekend,...and its a bit early,...so a coffee will do for me.

Welcome.
Bit tired today, I'll have one of those strong expresso's, those Italians are so good at.
I should have either never have gone, or maybe never have come back from Mugello, becaues I cannot get a decent coffee here.

Can someone translate please?

Mornin all, Only got Mellow Birds coffee im afraid but got plenty of Yorkshire Tea!

Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather drink my own weeeee than both of those.
That is in the cyber world not the real one!
You won't fine me appearing on Eurotrash