friday...not yet...
 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

I've got one, did you hear about the 2 dyslexic skiers got to the bottom of the slope an asked the bloke next to them if he saw them zag zigging down the ski run first dyslexic skier says surely thats zig zagging ? Bloke next to em says "its no good askin me im a taboganist " 1st dyslexic says " great can i have 20 marlboros".

(hope this is ok)

Did you hear about the Indian swimming Pool attendant?

Juhand Yourbanzin.