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Friday Funny An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like". Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix. Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John. Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonnaf*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off" |
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Oh dear, that just made me laugh like a drain! :lol: |
haha I've heard that one before but still think it's brilliant :) :) |
would like to take the credit but its one of Poledancers |
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:D she is a big girl, she can do it herself, in her own time, when shes ready.........wont happen till Sunday at the earliest for sure |
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But I hasten to add, I have (all by myself) joined another forum for another brand of bike toooooo :eek: |
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