Friday Funny
 

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonnaf*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"

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Oh dear, that just made me laugh like a drain! :lol:

haha I've heard that one before but still think it's brilliant :) :)

would like to take the credit but its one of Poledancers

When are you gonna set her up on this forum?? With jokes like that, she's perfect to be on here :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D
she is a big girl, she can do it herself, in her own time, when shes ready.........wont happen till Sunday at the earliest for sure

I'm a big growed up gal too but i have too many senior moments so Doogalman (I have to admit), helped me :lol: :lol: He's just Sooooooooooooo helpful :saint:
But I hasten to add, I have (all by myself) joined another forum for another brand of bike toooooo :eek:

The octopus or the bagpipes?????:lol: :lol: :lol: