Where's YOUR mobile?
 

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free

speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

> MAN: "Hello"

> WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

> MAN: "Yes"

> WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather

> coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

> MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."

> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006

> models.

> I saw one I really liked."

> MAN: "How much?"

> WOMAN: "£70,000"

> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year

> is back on the market.

> They're asking £950,000"

> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They

> will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really
is a pretty good price."

> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at

> him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

> He smiles and asks:

> "Anyone know whose phone this is? "

pmsl :)

Awesome, bloody awesome!