Just when you thought it was safe to go to the toilet...
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/4351490.stm


AAArrrrrggg! :lol:

The creature has been spotted on several occasions and homeowners have put bricks on toilet seats in a bid to keep the beast from popping out of the pan.

You would have thought it simpler, easier and FAR safer just to call in someone to deal with it... stunning though. all sorts of possible jokes to spring from this one I'm sure

I'm curious... how do you coax a 10ft boa into a bucket?!!!

Very carefully! :lol:

They did - the story says they did a fibre-optic cable search of the system but didn't find it!

HOLY ****!!!

Can't say I am scared of snakes but I reckon that might be a tad of a shocker in the middle of the night :8

Best laxative I have ever seen! Especially at 2 in the morning :eek:

Must be a NInja boa then :ninja:

However a resident who came face-to-face with the snake - thought to be female

That makes all the difference.

I thought this was another George Michael thread.:lol: