Getting rid of telesales calls
 

I got a call today from some guy who sounded thick as 2 short planks trying to sell me a new telephone system.

I informed him over the telephone that we didn't use telephones.

He said thanks, sorry to bother you and good bye.

Just as i put the phone down i heard the penny drop and him mumble, "Eh, what!"

Telepathy is the way forward, free to ..., no need to know the number who you are ......., never engaged and you always get an imediate answer.:eek: :D

Ray.

Tried it once, didnt work, turns out im telepathetic :D

We've got our phone set on 2 rings and then the ansa phone kicks in. If it's a legit' call then we pick up as soon as we recognise the voice. If not we leave it, or more usually the caller rings off without leaving a message.
Get number withheld block, that cuts 90% of the sales calls out straight away.
We've got just about a 100% success rate on binning sales and other calls.

Ains.

Damn trying to find that funny video (only sound) where the bloke in US gets a call and tapes it while pretending to be a cop investigating a murder. It was like a radio show they were playing it on. Bum where is it now.

I already knew that:lol:

You sure it don't work


Ray

Had a mate who put his TV in his attic, he was telekinetic ;)

I eat too many pies..............do that make me teletubby:(

Ray

There it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

HAHAHAH

I might try that!!