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Florence

25-Dec-2006 16:55

Christmas Cracker Jokes

So here we are on Christmas Day. Full of grub and booze wearing our silly hats. What jokes did we all get in our Crackers:

I got - What did the stupid jelly fish do???...........................................

It Set!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And the next one Please.....

AL900SL

25-Dec-2006 19:34

How did the Canon Baller loose his job.

He got fired..

Mr C	25-Dec-2006 21:46

What do you call a man with a spade on his head...

Doug

Rushjob

25-Dec-2006 22:06

What do you call a man with a trowel on his head???

Dougless :D

swannymere

26-Dec-2006 07:24

What does a Sea Monster eat?

Fish and Ships:lol:

Florence

26-Dec-2006 07:34

How does a Vampire get across the Sea??...................................

On a blood Vessel................................ :rolleyes:

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