Bloke jokes...
 

My attention span is very short and the topics on the board are BORING!!!!
I'm not apologising!
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Q) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A) So men can be open minded!

Q) Three words to ruin a mans ego…
A) “Is it in?”

Q) How can you tell if a mechanic just had sex?
A) One of his fingers is clean!

Q) What do bungee jumping and prostitutes have in common?
A) They both cost over a hundred quid and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed!


Q)What dominates the thoughts of men at different stages in their lives:

A) Ages Primary Concern

0-3 Pooing
4-10 Guns
11-14 Sex
15-20 Sex
20-40 Sex
40-60 Sex
60-? Pooing

A)When do you care for a man's company?
B) When he owns it.

A)Why do men get married?
Q) So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more

Q)What are a woman's four favourite animals?
A)A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an
ass to pay for it all.

A)How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Q) Put the remote control between his toes

Q)Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A)So men can remember them.


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Well made me laugh anyway!

Get back on the other thread KB . Morts giving it some and I detect a little flagging . 4D :lol:

Just remember KB
 

A woman's as old as she looks
A man's not old till he stops looking:cool:

Now for the woman joke
A girl goes home and says to her Mum
Today I learned some ABC
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
I learnt my 2 and 3 times table
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
I learnt some writing today and I can write " The cat sat on the mat"
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
That I have bigger breasts than most of the girls at school, is that because Im growing up
No, its because you're 25 and you're a schoolteacher
Ho hum:D:D:D

Now that was very below the belt!...

I'll have you know I used my duke for a science lesson about how sound travels today!
Bet you wished you had me as your teacher now!!!!:frog:

Now that was very below the belt!...

Where Im always at
I'll have you know I used my duke for a science lesson about how sound travels today!

What were you demonstrating Tortoise speed???
:sing::sing::sing::sing:

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Alright I'll let you win that one!

2 ladee teachers on a trip to Belgium
 

As they are riding thru' the cobbled streets of Brussels, one said to the other
" I dont think Ive come this way before"
and the second schoolteacher from Nottingham replied
"Neither have I, it must be the cobbles"
Ho Hum
:roll::roll: mort

tee hee hee, AND the Vtwin!:devil::D:P

AND...Heres one for VMan!...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He said to the woman, "Is
there anything on you that you'd like to change?"

She said, "Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?"

God snapped his fingers and it was done.

She exclaimed, holding the third breast in her hand, "What am I going to do with this useless boob?"

And God created man
;):P:devil::devil:

Breast`s?????:cool: